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Name: Layla
Country: United States
State: Nevada
Birthday: 2/3/1990
Gender: Female
Interests: shoppind i.e abercrombie and fitch...talking on da fone wit mah bestest fwendz...chatting...using da compooter..shopping
Expertise: hmm?? what the hell is dat??
Occupation: Student
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Member Since:
6/20/2003
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| Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather
>curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the
>older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day
>he took his question mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of
>explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the
>curtains one night and watch his older sister
>and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny
>described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and
>talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he
>started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting
>sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought
>so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
>just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the
>doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess
>he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started
>panting
>and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold
>because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse
>and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward
>the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was
>a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found
>out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had
>gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and
>stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in
>one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got
>really scared-her eyes
>got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God
>and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever
>seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our
>house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its
>head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it
>tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over
>the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread
>her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he
>helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.
>Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset
>the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it
>between them. After a while
>they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up,
>and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung
>there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her
>boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to
>courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly,
>the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight
>again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or
>something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting
>on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the
>eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin
>off and flush
>it down the toilet. | | |
| hola guys!! oo i figured out how to put music on my xanga!! yay!! turn up the volume!! aight ttyl!! mondo luv ya christina! | | |
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omg you guys!! this movie looks soo "AWESOME"!! i cant wait to see it.. maybe meeh and christina can see it tomorrow!! imma hafta call her up lata!! oo i cant wait!! aight later!! | | |
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isnt he a hottiiee!?? omg shane west is a hottie!! hes a hottie... and trent ford isnt reli a hottie.. neither is orlando bloom!! shane west is a hottie!! yup yup yup!! | | |
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